Chicano Poet

Friday, August 14, 2009


Did Shakespeare eat tacos? That’s the burning
question. Did he eat left-handed beans or
right-handed beans? For you who are not bean
aficionados there is a tremendous amount of
difference between left and right-hand beans---
caused by the absence of one electron in the
right-handed bean. I personally feel that
Shakespeare did eat tacos otherwise I do not
feel (just a gut feeling) that he could have
written (or plagiarized from Ben Johnson) the
sonnets which were obviously influenced by
the folded tortilla. Ya estufas.


At 12:21 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

You are on a roll. Buen rollo. This is great.

Esmeralda Bernal

At 3:23 PM, Blogger Jim Murdoch said...

He was a Brit. He probably used Heinz Baked Beans. No class.

Very witty, Reyes.

At 11:40 AM, Blogger RC said...



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