Stratford-Upon-The-Stove

Did Shakespeare eat tacos? That’s the burning
question. Did he eat left-handed beans or
right-handed beans? For you who are not bean
aficionados there is a tremendous amount of
difference between left and right-hand beans---
caused by the absence of one electron in the
right-handed bean. I personally feel that
Shakespeare did eat tacos otherwise I do not
feel (just a gut feeling) that he could have
written (or plagiarized from Ben Johnson) the
sonnets which were obviously influenced by
the folded tortilla. Ya estufas.