Pyramid Of The Patas

When el ocho patas
climbed the Pyramid of the Sun

he made it
look so easy

the tourists
stared in awe

the locals
tried to figure out

how to make money
from Ocho's feat

the stupid teenagers
were unimpressed

a mangy dog
tilted its head sideways

a crazy thought
jiggled in his canine mind

like a girl jogging topless
on a faraway beach