Letterman

Gregorio Sanchez was like any other poor barrio kid. Except that he was born with eight feet. 

And of course the other barrio cabrónes called him El Ocho Patas.

El ocho patas
was a guest

on the final
David Letterman Show

he was doing the
Stupid Pet Tricks segment

but his
pet chupacabra

peed on
the shiny floor

and bit
Letterman on the ass

el ocho patas thought
I'll never

be invited back...
oh, wait a minute