The Dark Side

Darth Vader calls up Princess Leia,
he’s breathing pornographically
under his black suit,

“What are you wearing Princess?”
“Who is this?” she says.
More naughty breathing

and then a big, ugly sigh
that disturbs the universe.
“Is that you, Darth Vader!”

screams Princess Leia into the phone.
R2D2 beeps like crazy
and C3PO runs around in circles.

Dubya takes off his Darth Vader helmet
and imagines himself a man---
yeah,maybe in a galaxy, far, far away!