Forrest Gump Dump

If you can’t stand the heat,
get out of the kitchen,
so the President decides

to leave the country
to get away from reality for awhile.
The war is going bad,

only the Generals and Cheney
and the foolhardy
think we can win.

During a news conference in China
the President tries to escape
the questioning.

He tries to open doors
that will not open.
He tries one door, it does not open,

he tries the other door,
it does not open either.
He stands there looking like the fool he is.

Henry guesses that Forrest Gump was right:
Stupid is as stupid does
and stupid’s doing it to you!