Chicano Poet

Tuesday, February 14, 2006


The Great White Hunter

Elmer Fudd disguised as Vice-President Cheney
went ahuntin’ for wabbits
pretty damn near Papalote

when he suddenly thought
he spotted Bugs
he shot all his wad

but it wasn’t Bugs
it was one of his buds
he had filled with buckshot.

He withheld it from the press
and the public
for as long as he could

embarrassed as he was
but nonetheless he’s planning
another hunting trip real soon

this time he’ll be hunting ducks
in Crawford, Texas.
We’ll see if the President ducks.

2 Comments:

At 7:59 PM, Blogger FossilGuy said...

What a hoot!
I did my own 'take-off' using the old Dick and Jane Readers style.
My wife did one on her blog (Bookworm) after Dr. Suess.
A rare opportunity indeed!!

 
At 8:25 PM, Blogger RC said...

Checked them both out,great!

 

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