Carl Sandburg Hair Cut

I’ve got my Carl Sandburg hair cut
and my broad shoulders
and I’m heading to Chicago.

I’m gonna butcher Al Capone,
I’m gonna buy some 25 cent girls,
I’m gonna skin Eliot Ness, Loch Ness

and don’t Mess with Tex Ass,
but not necessarily in that order.
I’ve got my Carl Sandburg hair cut

and I’m heading to Chicago
to butcher all you fat, little buddha pigs
while Mrs. O’Leary’s cow is still smoldering.

I’ve got my Carl Sandburg hair cut
and my broad shoulders
and I’m gonna railroad you outta town.