I Love Lucy

El ocho patas

was scampering

with Lucy

the Hominid

in the Afar Triangle

when they were attacked

by a saber-toothed mole

no pendejo

not Mexican mole

el ocho patas

ran fast as hell

with his abundant feet

of course of course

but La Lucy

was not as fortunate

having succumbed to evolution

and

the rest

as they say
is history