I’ve Got Your Freedom Fries Right Here!
(Mr. Bones Grabbed His Crotch)

We have
a new
neighbor

in our
neighborhood.
"No, dumbass,

not the
dead Mr. Rodgers!"
shouts Bones.

He’s a
French guy.
Him and

Mr. Bones
are becoming buddies.
Mr. Bones

calls him
Monsieur Le Manure.
Le Manure

is against the
war in Iraq.
He thinks

that France
ought to give America
a new statue---

a statue
of Adolph
Hitler.

On the base
of the
statue

a plaque will read’
"Give us your
poor countries,

we will invade them
and turn them
to rubble,

we will take
your men, women and children
and kill them."

Le gran
estatue,
Monsieur.

Or le estatue
De Gaulle
bladduer.

La Tour
Eiffel
up Dubya’s derrière.

Good one,
Le
Manure!