Austin,Texas 2005 Police Cruisers

The French Fry Connection

Julie Shroeder and Popeye Doyle,
the Keystone Cops of Austin, Texas,
snuff out a Chicano kid

and come off as heroes to Internal Affairs
headed by Detectives Moe, Larry and Curly.
Getting rid of minorities they say

is not racial profiling
even though somebody had to die
they insist that these people

are just a cyst and not quite human
if you get my drift they insist again.
The Keystone Cops live to murder another day.

You won’t want fries with this
Ronald McDonald inspired investigation.
The Hamburglar said all the burgers are accounted for.