Chicano Poet

Wednesday, January 25, 2017

I am starting a new business in the coming months. If you are looking for a job---Contact me here on Facebook. My new business is called The Trump Wall Tunnel Company. I want to assure my fellow Americans that we will not be denied our drugs and our cheap labor. I shall  excavate a tunnel every few miles under the Trump Wall so that we can maintain the lifestyle we are accustomed to. Long live the Trump Wall Tunnel Company. Que Viva!  Cash me ouside howbow dah.

Thursday, January 12, 2017

The New President

The new President had no asshole
so shit built up inside of him
it came out of his mouth when he spoke
the lowly citizens called him
the Man of Manure
and all sorts of nasty names
which he himself seemed to be proud of

his grown children had no assholes either
so shit built up inside of them
and when they spoke
it was like a dynasty of diarrhea

and when the new President 
led his country into war
the enemy surrendered pronto
afraid the President would open his mouth
and cover their country with shit

the new President had no asshole
shit came out of his mouth when he spoke