Keith Richards

I'm trying my best to outlive
Keith Richards' wrinkly ass

I'm trying my best to outlive
Betty White's sagging tits

I'm trying my best
not to get killed by a Minnesota cop

I'm trying my best to outlive
the fat ass in the White House

I'm trying my very best
to outlive myself

I'm trying my best to outlive
Keith Richards' wrinkly ass

Pumpkin Empanada Wings

When I die and earn
my pumpkin empanada wings

don’t come knocking at my door
with hot black coffee

don’t tell me how much
you really loved me

because I’ll be flying high
in the bakery sky

my big toes stabbing
the chocolate conchas

my angel ass
avoiding the cuernitos