Ponte Trucha
The illegal aliens
made a run for it,
but the t-rex
knew what she was doing.
La chamaca
snapped a picture with her phone.
Sangre was going everywhere.
It was like a fiesta.
Cohetes popping
like popcorn,
though in this case,
it was cojones.
Life was hard
in pre-hysterical Arizona.
Its wild life has all but vanished now,
except for its giant dumb-blonde lizard.